Fox Sports Radio’s Rob Parker isn’t jumping on the Phoenix Suns bandwagon anytime soon. The co-host of The Odd Couple with Chris Broussard and Rob Parker went off on the show Thursday night, declaring this Suns’ Finals run “Fugazi.”
“When I think about the Phoenix Suns and their run to the championship there’s just two questions,” Parker posed on the evening offering from Fox Sports Radio. “Was it for real or was it FUGAZI? Was it FRAUDULENT?? I’m saying it’s FUGAZI. I know they were the number two seed in the West but let’s just be honest. They had the easiest path and it was a M.A.S.H. unit that they went through.”
Parker then ran through the breaks Phoenix fell into on their way to the last round of the NBA Playoffs.
“Anthony Davis, remember that series?” Parker asked as he continued his rant. “They were down and everyone thought they were going back to the championship. Anthony Davis gets hurt and the Suns win that series. We knew Denver was eventually going to have to pay the piper without having Jamal Murray. Nobody thought the Clippers were even gonna beat Utah after Kawhi Leonard got hurt in Game 4.”
To be fair to the Suns, They destroyed the Lakers after Davis went down, easily swept the Nuggets, and dispatched a Leonard-less Clippers team that went 2-0 against the number one seeded Jazz in six games. Yet, Parker isn’t impressed.
“If they win the championship, it counts,” Parker said. “I’m not into asterisks, but I’m telling you, if I touched the Suns’ championship run to the Finals, I’d have to wash my hands. If I went to the bank to try to cash a check from them, IT WOULD BOUNCE. That’s how FUGAZI this run to the NBA Finals has been for the Suns. Nice job, Chris Paul, BUT YOU GOT LUCKY. The Red Sea parted to allow the Suns to get to the NBA Finals. I wish people would own up to it.”
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Russ Heltman is a daily news writer for BSM. He is the morning host and producer for 89.3 WMKV in Cincinnati, OH. He also works in gameday communications for FC Cincinnati and additionally contributes to the AllBengals blog for Sports Illustrated. Russ can be found on Twitter @RussHeltman11 or you can reach him by email at Heltmandm@yahoo.com.
Angelo Cataldi Bans Michael Irvin From WIP Morning Show After Cowboy Comments
“Michael Irvin is a moron. Michael Irvin is a blithering idiot, and I will now prove it to you.”
The Philadelphia Eagles are on a roll this season, and 94WIP morning man Angelo Cataldi is not accepting criticisms of his team, and former Cowboy Michael Irvin is now in the crosshairs.
Irvin caught the ire of Cataldi after comments he made on First Take Monday about the greatness of the Dallas Cowboys.
“Earlier in the year, I featured comments made by Michael Irvin, then had him on the show and kissed his ass” Cataldi said. “Michael Irvin is a moron. Michael Irvin is a blithering idiot, and I will now prove it to you. ‘Oh my god, they won 40-3. Oh my god, let me start kissing the Cowboys ass again.’ Listen to Michael Irvin on ESPN yesterday.”
The show then played a clip of Irvin saying the Cowboys played a near perfect game, that showcased the best of their abilities, which saw the animated Irvin shouting in praise.
“Guy’s a moron. After calling the Eagles a dynasty in the offseason, he has changed his mind now. And guess who the best team is to him? You’re a moron, Michael Irvin! So I hereby decree that Michael Irvin is banned from the WIP Morning Show.”
“For the next two months,” co-host Rhea Hughes joked, alluding to Cataldi’s upcoming retirement.
“No! He’s done! Wait a minute,” Cataldi chuckled. “She’s right. She got me. For the next two months he’s banned, and then after that, all bets are off. And if he calls me at home, I’m not taking it!”
Frank Frangie Prepared 20 Minutes of “Blowout Material” For Ohio State/Maryland Broadcast
“We almost went through it — almost rehearsed it — because I was convinced we were looking at 35-10 at the half. That’s just the way the Ohio State games go.”
1010XL afternoon host Frank Frangie had the opportunity to work as the play-by-play announcer for the Ohio State/Maryland game for Touchdown Radio Productions over the weekend, and discussed his preparation for the game on his show Monday.
Frangie serves as the radio voice of the Jacksonville Jaguars, but the franchise had its bye week last Sunday, and was available to work for Touchdown Radio.
“I had the Ohio State/Maryland game, and I was so worried about a blowout and K.C. Jones — the former center from Miami who did the game with me and was on a couple of those Broncos Super Bowl teams — we had about 20 minutes of blowout material prepared,” Frangie said. “So much so that we almost went through it — almost rehearsed it — because I was convinced we were looking at 35-10 at the half. That’s just the way the Ohio State games go.”
Luckily for Frangie, and listeners/viewers of the game, it was a back-and-forth affair that saw Ohio State secure a late touchdown to extend a lead to 43-30.
“It was a hell of a game,” Frangie concluded.
Merloni, Fauria, & Mego: NBA Needs Flex Scheduling
“The NBA needs Lebron, but they should put in some more Sacramento Kings games.”
Charles Barkley recently joked on Inside The NBA that the network should remove the remaining games on its schedule featuring the Los Angeles Lakers. On WEEI‘s Merloni, Fauria, & Mego Monday, the crew wondered if the NBA actually had flex scheduling, and if not, they needed to implement it.
“Charles Barkley doesn’t wanna watch the Lakers anymore,” Lou Merloni said. “He wants them off primetime.”
“He’s got a point!,” Christian Fauria said. “It’s too late now. Can they flex NBA games?”
“No, they can’t flex NBA games,” Merloni rebutted.
“They need to,” Fauria joked. “Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, you’ve got the Lakers and whoever.”
“The NBA needs Lebron, but they should put in some more Sacramento Kings games,” Merloni joked, piggybacking off Barkley’s comments.