"Stephen A. Smith is on in the morning. He’s on the radio. He does a podcast. He’s at all the games. He does the postgames.”
“They went to a commercial with five minutes left in the game, and it locked on a Little Mermaid commercial.”
"This is the playoffs, man. This is a different level, and for some reason, it's really bugging me."
"I will say that if you're ever negotiating a contract and have anything sketchy going on, they will use that against you."
"When your throat has been messed up long enough, you learn to speak in a different way to compensate for it."
"I watched the thing twice, and the second time I watched it, I just wanted to pretend to be A.J. Hawk's head."
"So if you're a bar, and you're just usually someone who flips the game on on cable, ESPN+ is just not an option unless you thought...
"I had to be operated on within 48 hours, or I could’ve lost my eyesight forever."
"It did feel like a 1:00 PM game, but they weren't annoying."
"There's always a moment when their about three-fourths of the way down where they kind of look up at you like 'What's happening?'"